The wrestling gods must have been looking out for me last night. While I was looking through the keyhole, my mom got a call from my auntie. Mom, called me into the room and said " get on your coat, we are going to aunt Doris' house. Aunt Doris is really my mom's best friend, but that another story. Aunt Doris got called in to work on her off day and needed someone to look out for Josh. Josh is 9 and he loves WWE almost as much as me, he just likes the wrong wrestlers.
On the way I was just glad to get out of the house and have another WWE fan to talk to about the big event, I didn't know I was in for a big surprise. When we walked into the house the big screen was on Wrestle Mania. HURRAY! I didn't even take off my coat, I just ran to the couch and said, "Yeah boy The Rock is gonna get whooped", Josh said, "boy you on crack, John Cena gonna get his head ripped off." Josh is crazy about The Rock, he crazy, period. If I knew I was watching the fight I would have brought my Takis. But Josh already had snacks, he had popcorn, cellery sticks and ranch (boring).
The Rock is history,just as I predicted. Josh is mad because John Cena won. He put a royal beat down on The Rock. I was so pumped that I said, "The Rock ain't nothing but a fruity pebble now, yeah boy, you better recognize." Josh looked like he wanted to cry.
Cena you the man.
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Monday, April 8, 2013
Sunday, April 7, 2013
WRESTLE MANIA
So. Today is Wrestle Mania the biggest WWE event of the year and these are the match ups I've been waiting for. John Cena against the Rock, and CM Punk against The Undertaker. These are the most important matches in my book. I've been waiting forever for this, I don't believe it. I can't watch it.
My dad did not order Pay Per View for the Wrestle Mania match. I was excited last week as I watched the weekly WWE match on regular TV, I told my dad that the Wrestle Mania match was coming and asked if I could watch it. He said, "yeah sure" and I auto tuned the event on the Cable box. This morning I woke up pumped. I got my Taki's, my cheese and crackers, my grapes and Kool Aid ready for the match. When I checked the Cable box, I noticed that I didn't have the PPV channel, I told my mom there was something wrong with the cable, she called dad.
Bad news! No PPV. My mom said dad forgot to pay for it. I said he can call it in from his cell phone, she said, "Sorry Bill, you gone miss this one. I said, "but mama this is the biggest match of the year if the Rock looses he's through forever, this is WWE history. Mom said, "so sorry Bill. I said, "can I call Dad?" Mom hesitated for a minute and then dialed dad's number and gave me the phone. I knew by the way my mom hesitated that maybe this call was risky business, but this was Wrestle Mania. I'll take my chances.
Dad answers , I said, "dad you can call in and get Pay per view and it will be on in a few minutes", dad said, "boy we can't afford it right now, I don't even order the fights when it's a real fight on."A real fight? What does that mean, this is a real fight. This is THE FIGHT of the year. Dad said,"you will find out who won later, it will be on TV next week." I thought about it and said, "but dad, you said I could watch it. Dad said, "look Bill, you will have to wait to see it, that's it and that's all." I could tell by dad's voice that I was out of luck. Waiting to watch it next week was like eating ce cream on the way home from school and then finding out mom was cooking my favorite meal. It ruins your appetite. I will miss the action, but all my friends will tell me what happened. I will see it in my mind, but it will be what they are saying, but not as if I would see it for myself. This sucks!
My dad did not order Pay Per View for the Wrestle Mania match. I was excited last week as I watched the weekly WWE match on regular TV, I told my dad that the Wrestle Mania match was coming and asked if I could watch it. He said, "yeah sure" and I auto tuned the event on the Cable box. This morning I woke up pumped. I got my Taki's, my cheese and crackers, my grapes and Kool Aid ready for the match. When I checked the Cable box, I noticed that I didn't have the PPV channel, I told my mom there was something wrong with the cable, she called dad.
Bad news! No PPV. My mom said dad forgot to pay for it. I said he can call it in from his cell phone, she said, "Sorry Bill, you gone miss this one. I said, "but mama this is the biggest match of the year if the Rock looses he's through forever, this is WWE history. Mom said, "so sorry Bill. I said, "can I call Dad?" Mom hesitated for a minute and then dialed dad's number and gave me the phone. I knew by the way my mom hesitated that maybe this call was risky business, but this was Wrestle Mania. I'll take my chances.
Dad answers , I said, "dad you can call in and get Pay per view and it will be on in a few minutes", dad said, "boy we can't afford it right now, I don't even order the fights when it's a real fight on."A real fight? What does that mean, this is a real fight. This is THE FIGHT of the year. Dad said,"you will find out who won later, it will be on TV next week." I thought about it and said, "but dad, you said I could watch it. Dad said, "look Bill, you will have to wait to see it, that's it and that's all." I could tell by dad's voice that I was out of luck. Waiting to watch it next week was like eating ce cream on the way home from school and then finding out mom was cooking my favorite meal. It ruins your appetite. I will miss the action, but all my friends will tell me what happened. I will see it in my mind, but it will be what they are saying, but not as if I would see it for myself. This sucks!
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