Theres this girl in my class that all the boys call PP Pauline. They say she smells like pee but I haven't noticed it. Yesterday while I was swinging on the monkey bars, Pauline came over and asked me if I could do the dead man drop. I never heard of the dead man drop before so I said, "No, what's that?"
Pauline climbed up on the bars and dropped backwards catching herself with her knees. WOW! That was awesome. Then she swung a backflip and landed on her feet.
Butch and Sunny walked up and Butch said, "Lil Bill, PP girl is your girlfriend now? Butch and Sunny started laughing and high fivin' each other. Pauline turned red and picked up her sweater and left. I told Butch, "Man that was mean", Butch said, "You must like that ol' PP girl".
Butch must have forgot that when I spent the night at his house, he wet the bed and blamed it on his dog.
I didn't bring it up. But he is the real PP boy.
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Monday, May 13, 2013
The Creek
The ranch was a very boring place to be. It seemed like one day was an hour. I was ready to go as soon as we got there. Grandma aske me what was wrong, she was excited to bring me here so I didn't want to disappoint her, so I said that I missed my dog Mr.Wrinles, she said, He'll be there when you get home, there plenty of things to do out here, quit worrying about that dog and go have some fun."Grandma doesn't understand this is not my Idea of fun.
I was walking through the trees trying to get away from the smell of the animals and I came across this creek. It had some little funny fish in it that had little tails on them. Some of the had feet too. I had never seen anything like them before. Then I started seeing these Lizards like the kind I see in the pet store where we get Mr.Wrinkles food at. I always wanted one of these Lizards. I wondered if I could catch one. I tried but it moved so fast that it scared me. So i missed that one but I kept trying. Next thing you now I was at the Creek for hours. Was I starting to enjoy the country?
I was walking through the trees trying to get away from the smell of the animals and I came across this creek. It had some little funny fish in it that had little tails on them. Some of the had feet too. I had never seen anything like them before. Then I started seeing these Lizards like the kind I see in the pet store where we get Mr.Wrinkles food at. I always wanted one of these Lizards. I wondered if I could catch one. I tried but it moved so fast that it scared me. So i missed that one but I kept trying. Next thing you now I was at the Creek for hours. Was I starting to enjoy the country?
Country Time
Looking through the keyhole, I saw my Grandma and her friend arrive at my house. They were coming to get me to take me somewhere special.
I had no idea where we were headed, Grandma wanted it to be a surprise. Was it the circus? Are we going to the movies? I was just so excited.
On the way I fell asleep in the car, it seemed like forever on the drive. Are we going to disneyland?
When I woke up Grandma said, "Just in time ,sleepy head,we made it." Looking around I still couldn't tell where we were. I said, "Grandma where are we?", she said, "We are at Ms.Leola's ranch, look over there see the horses, she has goats and chickens too." I wondered if I was dreaming.
A ranch, really? What am I going to do at a ranch?
I had no idea where we were headed, Grandma wanted it to be a surprise. Was it the circus? Are we going to the movies? I was just so excited.
On the way I fell asleep in the car, it seemed like forever on the drive. Are we going to disneyland?
When I woke up Grandma said, "Just in time ,sleepy head,we made it." Looking around I still couldn't tell where we were. I said, "Grandma where are we?", she said, "We are at Ms.Leola's ranch, look over there see the horses, she has goats and chickens too." I wondered if I was dreaming.
A ranch, really? What am I going to do at a ranch?
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