WWE and me.

I was looking through the key hole, trying to see what was going on on WWE. I wanted to see cause dad was laughing and grunting. I couldn't watch WWE tonight because, I wasn't finish with my homework yet. How could I concentrate on my homework when The Rock, was talking smack to his apponent for Wrestle Mania, the match coming up. His apponent is John Cena, who was beaten by The Rock in the previous Wrestle Mania match. Any way. John Cena was the WWE Champion, and everbody was trying to get the championship, but they couldn't stop him. All the super stars wanted a match with John Cena, but he still won against all the super stars. Then The Rock, came from behind with a chair and smacked John Cena, and then John Cena, smacked The Rock back with the chair, and grabbed The Rock and slammed him on the table. Nobody could stop John Cena, he held the title for four years. This is what is going to happen to The Rock, see really, the Rock is the one who holds the title now. But since I can't watch WWE, I have to predict what will happen to The Rock, because he is weak to me, and I know that John Cena can take him. Do I know what The Rock is cookin'? Not really.
I'm just sayin' though.

The Boy That Cried Wolf.

Looking through the key hole, I saw my mom and dad talking about me. Mom was concerned because she said I lied about picking plums off of the tree. Actually, I didn't lie. She asked me if I was picking plums off the tree, and I said no. That was the truth. The plums she saw smeared on my face was from plums off the ground. 

Dad came in to give me the talk about being a liar. Before I could explain, he started in on me. "Bill ya' mama tellin' me, you think you slick, you need to know I was your age once, and what you doin', already been done.

 I said, "but dad", I...,

"Look Bill when ya' mama, ask you somethin', you tell her the truth. There was a little boy who was watchin' the sheep for his family, and he said he saw a wolf"...

I said, " dad grand pa', told me about the boy who cried wolf. I'm really not lying, I only ate plums off the ground".

 Dad said, " look Bill, ya mama don't want you to get sick eatin' plums that ain't ready yet, you ask her  before eating them, ya' hear?"

 I said, "OK, dad".

Dad always says he knows what I think. If he did, he would know that I wasn't trying to lie. I'm not trying to say that a wolf is coming, I just like those purple plums. I'm just sayin'. 

Where's Dad

This morning through the keyhole I saw my  mommy crying, she was talking on the phone to grandma.
My dad didn't come home last night. Mommy said that she is worried about him and she was up all night. Mom and dad fuss at each other when he comes home late,  maybe he stayed at work so he wouldn't be late coming home, and he won't have to fuss about it. I hope he make it home soon, cause I hate to see mommy cry.

Poker Night

Last night when I was sleep, I heard a lot of loud talk. I looked through the keyhole to see dad and his friends sitting around the table, it was poker night. Dad was drunk, talking loud and laughing a lot.
When poker night is at our house, mom hates it. Mom has to make snacks, clean up the mess and deal with the loud and crazy acting men. She hates, who dad becomes when he drinks. I like who he bcomes when he drinks, because he always gives me money.

New Shoes

My name is Lil' Bill, I am ten years old. The other day I was in my room watching Nickelodeon, I heard my mother and father's voice in the other room. I peeked through the keyhole to see why their voices was becoming louder. Dad was angry that mom bought more shoes. Dad said, "Every time you get your check, before you pay any bills, you're at that mall, buying shoes". Mom said, "I work as hard as you, and I deserve to buy shoes if I want too, then dad said, "That money could have been used to pay one of these bills that's piling up", and mom said, "that money you bet on the game could've paid for two bills, so get off my back."
Everytime I, ask for a new Playstation, game mom and dad says, "that's not in our budget right now", if mom didn't buy all those shoes and dad didn't bet (and loose) on the football game, maybe I can have the more important things in life, like that new, "Call of duty: Black ops II. I'm just sayin'?