I can drive.

Looking through the keyhole I saw my mother talking on the phone to my grand'pa. Grand'pa is coming to visit next week. Hurray! This is my favorite Grand'pa because he is fun. He let me drive his car around the mall parking lot. I know how to drive. All you got to do is put on your seatbelt, then turn on the key. Then you put your foot on the little pedal, and you look in the mirror and make sure nothing is in your way. After that you pull down the little handle till the thing goes to the 'D', and take your foot of the brake and push the long pedal real slow and easy. You keep your hands on both sides of the steering wheel so you can turn when you want to. Grand'pa said, you never use both of your feet (which is strange since you got two pedals). You always take your foot off the long pedal before you stop to let the car slow down before you hit the little pedal.

I asked my dad to let me drive and he said, "boy you can't drive", I said," but dad I drove grand'pa's car at the mall. Dad said, "well you won't be driving this car so don't even think about it".

Dad think I can't drive. I drive on play station all the time. I drive in races, I drive over the hills, I drive on the obstacles the police train on, I even drive under water. I do donuts and other stunts. I bet I can drive better than dad. Dad said I won't be driving until I grow up and get a job and buy my own car, but he don't know that on my play station I can make whatever car I want, and if anybody crash into me, I just make another car.
I'm just sayin'